Tuesday, September 20, 2005

FBI Ordered To Devote Resources To Fight Adult Porn!


The FBI's Washington field office has begun to recruit for a new anti-obscenity squad. The new squad will divert 8 agents, a supervisor, and an assorted support staff. The focus is not on porn that exploits children, but on the kind that is marketed to, and depicts consenting adults. The initiative is a "top priority" for the Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales. One FBI agent, who chooses to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, said.."I guess this means we've won the war on terror, we must not need anymore resources for espionage." An experienced national security analyst said, " It's a running joke for us."
Well, it's a joke to me as well. What more ridiculous thing can this goverment pull out of it's ass? And our tax money goes to this? This is not freedom. This is proof positive that the United States is attempting to run on right-wing Christian gas. Anyone have a lighter??