Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Schwarzenegger Tries To Win Us Back By Hiring A Lesbian

Governer Arnold 'The Gropinator" Schwarzenegger attempted to regain his political footing after a devastating special election ass-whooping by shaking up his administration by replacing his Chief of Staff with a former Democratic party official & top advisor to former Gov. Gray Davis with---Susan Kennedy, a lesbian.
Susan Kennedy is widely respected by both Democrats & Republicans in Sacramento & was head of the California branch of the National Abortion Rights Action League. She's a longtime gay rights activist, & married her partner in Hawaii in 1999.
Kennedy has been given power to hire within the governer's office, which hints at other possible shake-ups to come. Her appointment has already pissed off conservative Republicans who have been loyal governer allies.
Ahhhh, Arnold finally figured out where the talent pool lies, and it's not within his own Republican party--it's with the gay's!! I could've told him that!