Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Bush's State Of The Union Speech


President Chimp, in his State of the Union speech, expressed a very serious issue that threatens the United States of America more than any terrorist could : SCIENCE
" A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every day life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious (does he even know the definition?) abuses of medical research- human cloning in all it's forms...creating or implanting embryos for experiments...creating human hybrids...and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. Human life is a gift from our creator--and that gift should never be discarded, devalued, or put up for sale." Applause, Applause.
I can sleep well tonight, knowing that our President is vigilant against the formation and rise of the mutant human/beast hybrids threatening our very existence.
As I type, we can rest assured that the United States military bomber squadron has been deployed to the Island of Dr. Moreau, and will eradicate the threat of these human hybrids that so threaten American freedom and democracy.
Coming soon......
The color-coded Human/Beast Hybrid threat meter that we can all put on our blogs in order to raise awarness to this very scary threat.