Monday, February 13, 2006

Trigger Happy Dick!

Vice Chimp, Dick Cheney, thought he bagged himself a winner on Saturday while out huntin' the most intimidating species known to man--birds, but instead he showered his huntin' buddy Harry Whittington with a face full o' bird shot!
Cheney apparently did not see Whittington, (how he could miss an adult white man wearing flourescent orange is beyond me) & accidentally shot him in the face, neck & chest. Ouch!
And in typical White House style, they did not make it public until the next day, & by a private citizen to boot! I guess accidentally shooting people in the face isn't good P.R., huh?
I was just disappointed Dick wasn't on the other end of that gun! Ahh well. Better luck next time!