Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Bush Puts Mid-East Crisis On Hold For Very Important Guest


During a time of crisis, such as the one currently happening in the Middle East, one would expect the President of the United States to be scrambling for peace talks, constantly on the phone to world leaders, & his time fully occupied to this devastating emergency, right?
Well, on Monday Bush put all that on hold while he entertained a very important White House guest---Winner of the Indy 500, Buddy Rice!
Yes, that's right! Bush had over race car driver, Rice, & his racing team (car included). Prior to the visit, Rice said, " It will be an honor to be at the White House and meet President Bush. I think it's a huge statement for Indy car racing that we'll have our Indy 500 winning car and the Borg-Warner Trophy at the White House."
Yes, It's also a "huge statement" to the entire world that Bush is a major tool that has no business in the White House & carries his priorities tucked safely up his ass.