I wish I could report that this is a joke...
Supporter of the MinuteKlan Project, Texas entrepreneur Ryan Lambert, introduced his 'Minuteman Salsa' on July 4th. Lambert CLAIMS his salsa is made with only ingredients grown here in the United States, which I not only find unbelievable, but it also goes to show that this salsa probably tastes like shit! American salsa?? Who's this fool kidding?!
Lambert also pledges to donate a portion of the proceeds from the sales of this nasty shit to....well, he never really has said EXACTLY WHO will recieve a "portion of the proceeds". Not surprising.
The website, which I refuse to plug here, says, " Keep foreign-made salsa from slipping across the border into your pantry!" The website also states, " Buy Legal Salsa"--next to an American flag. And, " Deport Bad Taste"--next to a Mexican flag.
I wonder how many back-woods, inbred hicks will buy this product actually wishing for a replica swastika to be found at the bottom of the jar?